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Joke of the Day
"Who will Donald Trump blame when he loses the presidential bid? Of course every Juan!"
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"In honor of Nelson Mandela Day Someone opened up a tire shop down the road from where I live and named it after the late Nelson Mandela. They named it ""Mandela's Apartires R Us"""
"In a recent online survey, 90% of men admitted to masturbating regularly. The remaining 10% hit the wrong button with their left hand."
"A Monk went into a shoe store... He was doing some Sole Searching."
"*makes direct eye contact with an vaginas* what in the fuck kind of a boobs are this"
"What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin."
"My wife gave birth to twin boys the other day. And I've decided to name them Jerry and Forgery."
"What's a pirate's favorite bomb? The tsARRR bomba."
"Paul Walker was in Eight Below... ...and now, he's six below."
"Today is full of possibilities and I have a strong feeling none of them are mine."