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Joke of the Day
"Saturday night is for moaning My name. Sunday morning is for chanting it."
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"My favorite pick-up line: Hey girl, my name is Tony. You know what that is backwards? Y not."
"My punchlines are like lost baggage... you should get them in a couple of days. - George Watsky"
"If you were born in Poland and are now taking a piss in England, what are you? European"
"What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend? Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me? Edit: I'm an idiot"
"What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends? Hang at home."
"Why did the turkey cross the road? Because he's in my belly and he has to go where ever I go from now on..."
"What is white and disturbs your breakfast? An avalanche"
"I like my women like I like my cheese Aged."
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a police car? When it comes to the police car, all the pricks are on the inside!"