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Joke of the Day
"Saturday night is for moaning My name. Sunday morning is for chanting it."
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"How does a farmer count cows? with a cow-calculator."
"I want to listen to the audiobook of The Qur'an. Can someone please burn me a copy? Seriously, folks..."
"A Physics teacher was talking about the velocity of a falling ball A student asked, ""Is it an African ball or an European ball?"""
"I always put a crouton on my ice cream sundaes instead of a cherry. That way, it counts as a salad!"
"How do depressed people lighten' up? They drink bleach."
"I thought I had swag once, turned out it was just a mosquito bite."
"Green smoothies because who has the time or energy to chew 17 cups of spinach/lettuce/kale"
"Helium walks into a bar The bartender says ""sorry we don't serve noble gases here."" The helium did not react"
"Can you say your strengths? ""Your strengths"" No like what are they ""My legs maybe"" No, like for work ""Oh lol sorry, idk prob communication"""