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Joke of the Day
"Why has Mexico never won olympic gold? All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas."
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"Sport Fishermen Are all about that bass"
"Do you know how to keep an idiot in suspense? Seriously. That other guy hasn't answered yet, and I'm dying to find out!"
"Since only the good die young, I must have the shelf-life of a Twinkie."
"The name's Bondjamesbond. James Bondjamesbond."
"What you should do if you have a rash Choose your doctor and medication carefully, you don't want to make any rash decisions."
"How does a blonde man get really rich,stupid and a candidate for president ? small loan of 100 million dollars"
"An Irishman walks into a bar.... And then another Irishman walks into the bar. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one."
"What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?! Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad."
"If two wrongs don't make a right, what do two rights make? The first airplane."