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"Hello everyone. I'm using Internet explorer so I hope this gets out in time. Happy New Year 2006"
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"""A team of medical scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy, however they claim that no one has shown the slightest but of interest"" - George Carlin"
"Hugh Hefner and Larry King used to room together when they helped build the pyramids."
"What do you call a porcupine with no legs a pufferfish"
"Newtonian physics are a good approximation for big objects that move slowly Like your mom"
"Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge! Father Christmas: You mean 'Ghoul-di-locks'!"
"Wow, what a day. I volunteered at a soup kitchen, caught up on my scrapbookin', went 2 baby shower, ran 9 miles, then told lies on twitter."
"What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit? Hare in your milk!"
"What type of bee makes milk? A boo-bee"
"I like my coffee like I like my women Ground Roasted Cream filled (For the reddit down under, long black/flat white)"