199601
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a porcupine with no legs a pufferfish"
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"this month's full moon is in virgo. you know what that means: you shouldn't be friends with me because i will tell you shit like this"
"MEMO TO GIRLS: It is not cold in here. You are a girl."
"Why did mr.Potato head go to Prison. Hash browns."
"007 is fired, becomes a scientist. He opens meetings with, ""The name's Bond, Hydrogen Bond."" Everyone laughs. He cries in the supply closet."
"If at first you don't succeed Skydiving may not be for you"
"What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday? I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents"
"Bank of America is halting foreclosures in all 50 states as part of an investigation into why 7 people in the U.S. still have homes."
"How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb? At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit."
"Oprah lost a fortune in the stock market. Don't worry, she gained it all back."