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Joke of the Day

"What type of bee makes milk? A boo-bee"

"Yeah, well, I didn't exactly want to be late for work today either but it's not like hot wings can shave themselves out of chest hair."

"Hey, are you a broadleaved deciduous hardwood tree? BIRCH I MIGHT BE"

"Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink? The Space Bar"

"Why did Moses see a burning bush as God? Because God planned on giving him his first tablets then. The mistake? They were Samsung Galaxy Note tablets."

"16 and pregnant should be followed by 26 and sucking c**k for crack."

"Did you see the new clock porno? It's about fucking time."

"If I eat lots of preservatives, won't I live longer? No, but you will have a longer shelf life."

"I Have a Joke About the Palestinian Refugee Crisis... ... But Israeli Bad."

"""Your password must contain at least 6 letters"" Hmm ok *starts writing* Dearest Catherine, it has been nearly a fortnight since I last wrote"