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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffee like I like my women Ground Roasted Cream filled (For the reddit down under, long black/flat white)"

"Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town? They wished it was Anubis."

"When u give ur phone number at CVS turn to the person behind u in line & say ""now don't be calling me for a date"""

"You were a still born baby.. Mother didn't want you but you were still born."

"Dear LOL, Thanks for being there for me when times get awkward. Sincerely, I have nothing else to say"

"White man comes to a Black man's house Black guy: Have a try of my country's traditional food. White guy: But the plate is empty. Black guy: I know."

"There's seldom a fun word that follows ""early onset."""

"Sex is like a cookie It's usually good, but most people like it better raw"

"Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles."

"When I catch my dog sleeping, I shave dicks into his fur."