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Joke of the Day
"Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite? Vein-illa."
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"How do pirates sing the ABC's? abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z"
"Just gave all of my money to Charity, she gives a hell of a lap dance."
"What did Silicon say to Germenaium ? Got dope ?"
"ST BERNARD DOG: [getting ready for work] Honey have you seen my barrel? WIFE: Which one? SBD: The little one I wear AROUND MY NECK EVERY DAY"
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"A man walks into a therapist's office, looking for closure..."
"What do you call a West African cricketer? He Bowler"
"What's at the end of Moby Dick? A whale of a time!"
"Police in Mississippi shoot a man :( He had accidentally set himself ablaze, and police opened fire because he was waving fire arms in the air :)"