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Joke of the Day
"What's often on the end of a man's genitals? His hand."
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"Ron on Facebook says he hopes to be stuck on a dessert island, so naturally I commented ""that sounds delicious""."
"What do you say to a Jewish New Zealander? Hee brew"
"He died doing two things he loved: making a toast sandwich and taking a bath"
"What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half."
"What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? a Brexit"
"The real winner in the Mayweather Pacquiao fight.? The Bookmakers"
"[Shipwrecked diary] Day 1: I found a pen, and a notebook to write in. More pens. I might be in a Staples. Printer paper. I'm in a Staples."
"What do you call a super cool assassin? A badassassin."
"I think it's fun that witches chose brooms to fly on, but if I were them, I'd fly on a rifle. This way when you land you have a rifle."