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Joke of the Day
"What's often on the end of a man's genitals? His hand."
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"I think I lost an electron I'm feeling pretty positive though"
"Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer"" from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"Other people's children are my form of birth control."
"How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman? He used a krypton-currency."
"If you don't like the way I drive then get off the hood of my car."
"I've grown up a lot recently. For example, I used to drink beer all day and now I drink wine."
"What were the founding father's favorite cereals? Chex and Balance"
"People who push and shove to get on a flight before other passengers are possibly going to get to their end destination one second faster."
"What do you call a secret agent running for the bus? A Russian spy."