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Joke of the Day
"I told my sister I'm into incest she took it really hard."
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"Losing your phone makes dying in a car accident less likely but more appealing."
"Stupid millennials. Always on their phones. Always doing chatsnaps. Always being born into a world where ownership determines everything."
"The Reddit team fired Victoria without telling anyone why. I guess you could say it is Victoria's Secret"
"I like my women like I like my coffee Filled with cream"
"Why is the government encouraging more American made vibrators? They want to increase their gross domestic products."
"I'm going to hell. Q: whats the hardest part about cooking a vegetable A: getting the wheelchair into the oven edit: formating"
"big pharma. if youre reading this i have an idea for a pill that makes you tinier so you can fit into secret zones. i will let you invent it"
"What can conspiracy theorists never explain? They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that"
"Yo mama is so old. Yo mama is so old that in her history class they just wrote down what they where doing."