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Joke of the Day

"Jokes What is Mario's favorite fruit"

"u can't pet a goldfish without taking it out of the water & even then it's not that satisfying for either party"

"A vulture is boarding an airplane carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess says, ""I'm sorry sir, there is only one carrion allowed per passenger."""

"What is Hitler's favorite chocolate? Fuhrerro Rocher"

"I almost bruised myself yesterday It was a missed ache"

"Policing the internet. Complaining to the police about something you've read on the internet is like suing a premium rate sex line for sexual harassment."

"Dramatic performance I once had a dramatic performance on the subject of puns, but then I realized it was just a play on words."

"An accountant at a bank was constipated Apparently he couldn't budget, but he worked it out with a pencil and paper and it was all good."

"What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons? jose and josB (Hose A & Hose B)"

"[oval office] SECRETARY: (shrieks) there's a dead rat on my desk! PRESIDENT WHO IS A CAT: wow someone must really like you *winks*"