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Joke of the Day

"Why is the government encouraging more American made vibrators? They want to increase their gross domestic products."

"My math teacher asked ""should we trust a radical?"" I said no, they ain't safe around planes."

"Where do hamburgers go to dance? To a meatball."

"To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present... They are due back at the library today."

"The Joys of Hitch-hiking by Marsha Long"

"What made the triangle high? Potenuse Credit: Key and Peele. I don't want to be like that kid in class."

"Well i thinks it's safe to say there will be no Turkey for Christmas this year"

"I don't know why people always make such a fuss about how much a newborn weighs. It's a baby, not a stash of cocaine."

"How do Jamaican's end their prayers? Ey mon."

"What do Japanese people do when they have erections? Vote!"