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Joke of the Day

"Well I was going to donate blood today until.... the lady got all personal and started asking, ""Who's blood is this?"" and ""How did you get it?"""

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"ME: why is my son failing TEACHER: just because u gave him that name doesnt mean he'll be intelligent ME: [gasping] cover ur ears Smartboy"
""" What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? snowballs"
"A man had to visit a hospital after inserting five toy horses up his anus... ... the doctors described his condition as stable."
"Your bad Bon-Bon jokes - post em What do you call a man with a spade on his head? .. Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there."
"My dad rear ended a car today that had a Jesus bumper sticker on it... ..he stopped in the Name of the Lord."
"If Donald Trump becomes president and keeps up his shenanigans, he could be the first president to be impeached. It would be an un-presidented event in American politics."
"Australians don't have sex... ...they mate"
"A dyslexic Sanders supporter was kicked out of the botanical gardens He kept trying to peel the ferns."
"You politely tap a jogger with your car one time, and suddenly you get labeled a hero."