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Joke of the Day
"You politely tap a jogger with your car one time, and suddenly you get labeled a hero."
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"silly joke If you think, what you better than other people, your ass must be ready for big problems"
"Did you hear about the scarecrow who won a Nobel Prize? He's out standing in his field."
"Actually, the past tense is 'hanged' as in 'he hanged himself'. Sorry about your dad, though"
"How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had? He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi..."
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"How many Will Ferrell's does it take to change a light bulb? One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!"