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Joke of the Day

"Your bad Bon-Bon jokes - post em What do you call a man with a spade on his head? .. Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there."

"[meeting the parents] Do you have one in blonde?"

"I lied. There was no crime. I just wanted to see how long it would take the police sketch artist to realize I was describing Patrick Swayze."

"Today I pissed my pants in Walmart and they offered me a job."

"How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ? You wake up wet !"

"One day, I hope you choke on all the shit you talk."

"I like my women like I like my toasters... Two warm holes and never leaves the kitchen."

"I named my dog Shark to make him sound tough... For some reason, people go into a panic when he runs off on the beach."

"I'm going to walk up to strangers and ask ""Would you take a photo of me?"" If they say yes, I will hand them a photo of me and walk away."

"K: 1s(2)2s(2)2p(6)3s(2)3p(6)4s(1) Or you can write it in noble gas notation as [Ar]4s(1) and all of those numbers argon. (OC)"