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Joke of the Day
"How about a dirty joke? the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud."
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"ATTENTION ALABAMA RESIDENTS: tonight's penumbral lunar eclipse is perfectly natural. The moon is undamaged. Gay people are not stealing it."
"Common dialogue in SITCOMs When a guy proposes, the female responds ""thank you""... Seen this in Friends, two and half men and the big bang theory... If its there in HIMYM.. PLS LET ME KNOW..."
"How was copper wire invented? 2 jews fighting over a penny."
"What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights? A jacked rabbit."
"I like my women like, I like my coffee Illegally imported from an exotic location, and purchased amorally like a commodity."
"Do you like water? Yes? Well, then you already like 60% to 70% of me."
"When the smoke detector goes off, it's time to flip the grilled cheese sandwich."
"I told an Aussie friend I was having trouble rooting my phone He replied, ""Maybe try buying it dinner first, mate. """
"If you're ever on death row, request Denny's for your last meal so you can live an extra year waiting on your order."