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Joke of the Day
"Everyone hates the word moist until they eat a very dry muffin."
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"I wish I was a baby so I could pass out in public with a bottle and no one would look twice."
"One night stand because my bedroom is narrow."
"Well it's like my dad always told me ""When life gives ya lemons"" Chances are you're in the fruit aisle."
"Why are vaginas vertical and not horizontally aligned with the body ? They would smack while walking."
"What is the difference between pink and purple? About forty years."
"Casting agent: If we hire you at SNL what would you like to accomplish? Me: Staying up past 10:00."
"What do you call a raft full of black people? Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies."
"If two lesbians get married, who does the cooking? Neither, they both eat out."
"For years I thought that my wife was repulsed by me but as it turns out she just doesn't put out on the first marriage."