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Joke of the Day
"Transjenner"
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"I got a vasectomy at Sears! Was really inexpensive, but now whenever I get an erection, my garage door opens."
"A magic tractor went down a dirt road And turned into a field."
"I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."
"2 people confessed to killing Russian opposition leader Boris Nemtsov"
"[religion conference] BUDDHA: What's your opener? JESUS: ""God loves you."" You? BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too"
"Q. What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A. ""Thanks for the refill!"""
"When I order delivery online and there's a ""Notes"" box I put ""Ring bell, Cross moat, SLAY DRAGON"" *Puts on dragon costume *Waits in bushes"
"I tossed my friend Sierra a can of pop Sierra Mist"
"Look, woman, I'll do laundry when I'm out of clean clothes. *puts on skirt* I didn't say whose clothes."