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"Transjenner"
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"What do you call a Muslim who is notoriously late for everything? 9/12"
"My girlfriend left a note on the fridge ""This is not working I'm going to my mum's house."" So, I opened the fridge's door, the light came on and the juice was cold. - What the hell did she mean?"
"Japenese inmates on death row aren't given their date of death by the prison staff. I guess they just want to leave them hanging."
"*pokes forehead* Is this thing on ?"
"People say you can't live without love... i think oxygen is more important"
"We're shutdown, but not 'stop collecting taxes' shutdown. - the government"
"I said to my girlfriend, ""Do you want to experiment with a role-play rape fantasy?"" She said, ""**NO!**"" I said, ""*That's the spirit!*"" Jimmy Carr"
"How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes? He fell into it."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing? Because P is silent."