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Joke of the Day

"Responsible parents should teach their kids that it's not the person you hate, it's their guts."

"Australians don't have any problems with gender pronouns... Because we call everyone cunt."

"Why do the riot police like to go to Black Friday early? So they can beat the crowd"

"Why don't North Koreans go to heaven? because they have no Seoul"

"Why does Donald Trump secretly not want to become president? He'd have to move in to a smaller house in a black neighborhood."

"accidentally called out my dentist's name during my colonoscopy"

"Mother Banana: Why didn't you go to school today? Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well."

"A byte walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. The bartender asks, ""Rough day?"". ""parity error"" replies the byte. ""Yeah, you looked a bit off..."""

"Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness? Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell."

"Is it weird that Nirvana's In Utero album cover turns me on? No wait, it isn't In Utero. It's...Nevermind"