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Joke of the Day

"Why do the riot police like to go to Black Friday early? So they can beat the crowd"

"And Grandmother, what big thighs you have! *Wolf just starts crying*"

"What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce? Chicken sees a salad"

"Did you hear they invented a new logical fallacy, the ""ad homonym"" attack? ... It's not what it sounds like."

"Where do dogs park their cars? In barkinglots."

"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning? Cus he was too far out, man"

"I accidentally started this account when I was looking for a banana bread recipe and things have gone horribly wrong."

"Why is it difficult to explain puns to kleptomaniacs? Because they take everything literally."

"What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Very, very hungry."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? Dnner"