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Joke of the Day
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"Give a man a jacket and he'll be warm for a day......teach a man to jacket he'll never leave the house"
"""You never say you love me,"" wept my girlfriend. I walked up to her and said, ""You love me."""
"What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair? Time to buy a new chair."
"What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's? Gold digging"
"teacher: i'm considering moving the test to next week. you guys down with that? me (too loud): down like the dog at the end of marley & me!"
"Which state does the most laundry? Washington."
"What's blue and tacky? Smurf shit"
"What's another word for a penis potato? A dictator"
"What's the best time to go to a dentist? Two thirty"