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Joke of the Day
"The funniest part about The Bachelor is the participants actually think being married is a prize."
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"MAN: I'll get pasta & she'll have the salad COW: What's that mean? MAN: Uh- COW: I'm fat? MAN: ... You're a cow? PIG AT NEXT TABLE: Ooo"
"What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch? Namaste"
"Coworker:I'll take care if it. *Translation* You're gonna take care of it. You just don't know it yet."
"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Don't get me started"
"Trump Jesus asked the Devil if he'd made a deal with Donald Trump. The Devil said they'd negotiated for a while but eventually he gave up and just let Trump buy him out."
"How do you tittie fuck a flat chested chick? Froggy style. Ribbit ribbit"
"Hitler didn't like oranges. He hated the juice."
"Little Girl: mom, I want to be an alligator when I grow up Mom: well, pick one. You can't be...acghhghh! Stop eating me! Aghhghhh...ah..a...bleh."
"A man started choking in the line at Wendys today. Luckily the manager jumped into action and opened another register"