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Joke of the Day
"If she says ""I'm fine"" that means she's fine and you can keep playing Xbox"
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"Did you know in the state of Kentucky, if you divorce your wife.... She just becomes your cousin"
"""You the bomb."" ""No, you the bomb."" In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument."
"I am so used to automatic doors at work that when I come across one I have to physically open I just stand there like a dummy"
"What do history teachers make when they want to get together? Dates!"
"Monday morning, still sore from my run and all I have at work is acetaminophen, meaning if I take it I can't drink until like 11AM."
"How do farmers party? They *turnip* the *beets*. :/"
"A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says ""get out!"""
"A blonde leans against a tree and the tree collapses... The cleverer give in."
"Racism Q: How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle? A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!"