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Joke of the Day
"corny joke I was going to tell you a joke about farms, but it was corny"
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"General Contractor: Don't worry ma'am, everything will be ready, we'll have the scaffolding set up and erected. Me: *mutes phone* hahahahaha"
"Exercising can add years to your life. For example I jogged 4 miles today and now I feel like I'm 73."
"I bought a retro computer. It came with friends still on the outside of it."
"I thought I was a bisexual but I ended up just being gay. It was a bi now gay later plan."
"A random guy held the door & paid for my Cinnabon roll at the truck stop today He doesn't know it, but this is the best date in a long time"
"Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery? A batch of Tiger bread turned on them."
"""MY HERO!"" ""My hero."" --Guy who got his sandwich stolen, then saved by a stranger"
"Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? If it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan!"
"Did you hear about the lumberjack who lost his job? They gave him the axe, he just couldn't hack it."