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Joke of the Day
"Enemas make shit happen. No seriously."
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"Are you all just gonna keep ignoring how fucked up knees look when a person is standing?"
"Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights."
"What's big, green, fuzzy, has four legs, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table."
"What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? A pizza can feed a family"
"What's Pao's favorite Chinese dish? Infant children."
"him: [slipping my panties off] why are u wearing 2 pairs of panties me: I'm not him: [sliding another pair off] omg how many are u wearing"
"Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet? A: To stomp out burning ducks."
"Stupidity is dangerous, and thanks to social media we have managed to weaponize it."
"A wino wanted to join the Black lives matter movement He ended up sobbing ""Can't we all just get along?"" at a Dark matter symposium."