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Joke of the Day
"Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!"
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"When I get a call from an unknown number I answer by whispering: ""It's done, but there's blood everywhere!"""
"My therapist told me to I need to learn to love myself... That would be settling, though- I can do better than that piece of crap!"
"My NY friends complain I never have to shovel in LA. Yeah? You think these heaps of broken dreams will get off the sidewalk themselves?"
"My boyfriend is so cute I decided to get another."
"Two blondes walk into a bar... The brunette ducks"
"I liked a friend's Instagram photo 3 seconds after they posted it and now have to spend my entire life proving to them I'm not a total loser"
"Just finished my book about how to get laid at bars. It's called The Girl With the Lower-Back Tattoo."
"Why do little boys whine? Because they're practicing to be men."
"What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog? Damm, we do taste like chicken!"