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Joke of the Day
"What do you call soup that you've found a hair in? Rabbit Soup :D"
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"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 85,432 times, you're a weatherman"
"My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he's got only his shelf to blame."
"Teacher : Tommy put some more water in the fish tank ! Pupil : Why Miss I only put some in yesterday and he hasn't drunk that yet !"
"Every idiot in Florida just turned on their electric heater & they crashed the grid. Now I'm forced to watch my neighbor sleep in the dark."
"*walkig around department store that is full of wat clearly are christmas decorations* its haloween again ALREADY??"
"I wish I was half excited about anything as a four year old is to push an elevator button."
"Your mama's so poor When god created light she was already two months behind on her bill."
"Of course I can handle constructive criticism *resents you for the next 50 yrs"
"What a weekend... apparently gonorrhea is NOT a girl's best friend."