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"I broke up with my girlfriend, who was into Astrology She was an Earth sign, I was a Water sign. Together, we made mud. Credit to Rodney Dangerfield, a great...."

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"What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning? Not Apple Jacks"
"I used to work in a haunted pub... There was spirits everywhere."