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Joke of the Day

"I broke up with my girlfriend, who was into Astrology She was an Earth sign, I was a Water sign. Together, we made mud. Credit to Rodney Dangerfield, a great...."

"Fat jokes aside, let's not forget fat people have feelings too Hunger"

"My gang hand signals look a lot like the finger in the hole motion, followed by the call me gesture."

"What happened when the cheese factory exploded? Debrie everywhere."

"What do you call the teacher who lost her baby? Miss Carriage"

"What do you call a boat with a hole? A sink."

"Sea levels aren't rising due to global warming. They are rising due to the increase in obesity. The continents are actually sinking..."

"What's the similarity between designer jeans and cheaply made castles? No ballroom"

"What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning? Not Apple Jacks"

"I used to work in a haunted pub... There was spirits everywhere."