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"Q: What's the capital of Afghanistan? A: KABOOM!!"
"What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts"
"So many things have made me laugh today but not one of them was funny."
"I went to the butchers and asked if he had a lambs head No he replied, it's just how I come my hair."
"How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle? By tying a knot on its tail."
"*looking at a picture* Wow, you have beautiful children! Thank you, they came with the frame."
"I called a Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims."
"TIL that .15% of subway sandwiches are made incorrectly on the first try Whoops sorry sir, wrong sub!"
"I asked a New Zealander how many sexual partners he'd had He started counting but then fell asleep."