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Joke of the Day

"I went to the butchers and asked if he had a lambs head No he replied, it's just how I come my hair."

"Ever since Peter was rejected by another girl again, I feel nervous every time he enters the school building. But I'm sure he brings that gun for self-defense purpose."

"Useless People One useless person is useless. Two useless people are a law firm. Hundreds of useless people are Congress."

"What STD is found most commonly among lesbians? Carpet burn"

"How are buttsex and asparagus the same? If you're forced to have it as a child, you won't enjoy it as an adult."

"Got fired from the firedepartment Guess putting a sticker saying 'find em hot and leave em dripping' wasn't a good thing to put on our truck"

"The weather is so nice it makes me want to watch TV with the windows open."

"A sales assistant advised me on the liquor to buy for the holiday season recently She was my spirit guide."

"If Trump is so bad why does he visit a homeless shelter every day? [someone whispers in my ear] I am now being told it's to taunt them"

"My voice is like a pony, A little Horse."