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Joke of the Day
"I called a Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims."
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"""Just saw this text."" Just saw this lie."
"Free Palestine! With purchase of equal or greater value."
"What do you call a privileged post office? Cis White Mail"
"Cereal box mascots give kids a dangerously positive view of animals who in the wild would literally kill them before they gave them cereal."
"my garbage family is staging an intervention or something for me because i forgot what its called when people have a chin made out of hair"
"Tickling my girlfriend and having sex with my girlfriend are kind of the same thing. She is always laughing at me and telling me to stop"
"What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet? Pupvotes"
"How do you keep a blonde in suspense? ..."
"Quote of the day! ""When shits about to hit the fan... I turn the fan off"" -Pfaff"