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Joke of the Day
"What do SQL programmers do at night? Count star."
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"It's mean to give a homeless person money for food without giving him money for a phone too... How do you expect him to Instargram the food?"
"You don't know what you have until it's gone.... For example, toilet paper"
"Did you hear about the butt fetishist who finally convinced his girlfriend to peg him? It made his hole weak."
"I had a lovely threesome with my girl friend and her twin He is a lovely chap"
"Under 'medical history', we were hoping for something more specific to you personally. You wrote ""Fleming discovered penicillin in 1928""."
"The ""smoking gun"" has a greater risk of dying early than guns that don't smoke."
"My dad I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there."
"A chicken walks into a bar... Chicken: got any chicken food? Bartender: Nope, thats across the road. That answers that question"
"What do you tell a girl with two black eyes.. nothin! You already told her twice"