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Joke of the Day
"Need an ark? I Noah guy"
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"Why did the chicken have a seance? To get to the other side"
"My friend overheard me saying I could go for some malt liquor. Instead, the bastard got me a box of Whoppers. ""What the hell is this?!"" I said. ""Suck on them. Now, you're a *malt licker*!"""
"What do you call an alcohol free Japanese city? Nadasaki"
"My sex life is like Antares rocket. - It takes huge amount of help to make it happen - It's really expensive - It ends with ""It's ok honey, it can happen to anyone"""
"""I have a particular set of spills,"" Liam Neeson says, eyeing his soiled shirt. He looks for a napkin but the last one's already been Taken."
"What does an elephant and a carton of milk have in common? They both cum in quarts"
"Isn't it somewhat ironic that a woman who. hasn't been clean for years managed to die in a bath?"
"I didn't go through four years of grad school for this! (I didn't go to grad school.)"
"I heard that there was a new food court in Coruscant Its called Admiral Ackbar's Admirable Snack Bar"