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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!"
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"What do the Japanese do when they have an erection? They vote, you lacist."
"Having an argument on the internet... ... Is like having a small dick contest. There's no weiner."
"A man walks into a music store and asks the assistant ""I have really enjoyed Beethoven's Concerto. Have you got some of his earlier work, concertA to concertN?"""
"What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror? Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom."
"i tried to ignore my girlfriend's bulimia but she kept bringing it back up"
"Do you know how you can tell your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit."
"My mother didn't want me to go to culinary school. She said it would be a high whisk environment."
"I call my dick Little Ceasers. It's hot and ready but it tastes like shit."
"Why did Jesus stop playing Hockey? Because he got nailed into the boards (It's a joke not to insult anyone)"