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Joke of the Day

"I have only one resolution. To rediscover the difference between wants and needs. May I have all I need and want all I have. Happy New Year!"

"Why won't a witch wear a flat cap? Because there's no point in it."

"What would you call a very funny mountain? Hill Arious!"

"What is it with lesbians? If they hate men so much, why do they dress like them? You never see a Jew dressed as a Nazi."

"In order to finish my 2016 resolution, i cut off my left leg... That way, I'll reach my goal of losing 20 pounds AND start 2017 off on the right foot!"

"Amnesia I was going to tell a joke about amnesia, but I forgot what it was."

"What's six feet tall , silver and stands at the end of kids beds? Gary Glitters boots."

"59 days until Christmas. I better start untangling the lights."

"What's the difference between your bonus, and your penis ? Your wife will always blow your bonus!"

"What do two horny astronauts do in the orbiting satellite? (NSFW) They Fuck Around"