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Joke of the Day
"Like boxes of shit in your house? Get a cat."
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"<--- Tips cup back and lightly taps the bottom. Fifty pieces of ice fall out on face."
"[7:30pm] Tonight I'll actually go to bed on time and get sleep! [2:30am] the most money ever paid for a cow at an auction was $1.3 million"
"What kind of meat can a priest eat on Friday? Nun"
"A guy walks into a bar the punchline doesn't matter because the real joke is always in the comments."
"I didn't like my haircut at first, but it grew on me."
"Religious differences Judge asks one young couple: The reason of your divorce? Wife: Religious differences! My husband did not recognize that I goddess."
"Know how the iPhone 6+ was invented by men? Only men would call something that measures 5.5 inches, ""six plus"""
"What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater? Three brunettes trying to burn it down."
"Why did the Muslim cross the road? His dick was stuck in the goat"