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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell? A crustacean"
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"As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I say unto myself I SHALL NEVER... USE APPLE MAPS AGAIN..."
"My drive was long today; I hit every red light. The traffic signals were a pain as well."
"Q: How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum."
"How do you stop a gang-rape? Throw a basketball in the middle"
"The Bible is %100 accurate Especially at close range"
"A comma is just a period with a mullet."
"All of these time capsules I just dug up have bodies in them?"
"How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience? They all left."
"What do you call it when a jugaloo sleeps with his girlfriend after a fight? Make up sex."