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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when a jugaloo sleeps with his girlfriend after a fight? Make up sex."

"I think I'll tell my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage."

"How do you get 20 Jews in a car? Throw a dollar in! How do you get them out? Tell them it's a taxi!"

"How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy? With a crowbar."

"What smells bad and sounds like a bell? Dung! Get it?!"

"How do you get a Ford recalled? Wait."

"Why did your sister keep running around her bed ? Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep."

"Redmond WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system ""Windows 2000"" will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901."

"It's like my Mom used to say, always keep a positive pregnancy test around in case you need to ruin a man's life."

"I'm reading the newspaper with a vengeance. This time it's personals."