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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop a gang-rape? Throw a basketball in the middle"
Next Joke
"You say ""save the date"", I hear ""more time to come up with an excuse of why I'm not going."""
"Asked an artist how he draws women so well. He says ""I have a day job."""
"Friend: just be yourself. Me: Be myself? Be myself?! Some of the most successful people I know aren't myself. That's horrible advice"
"You can't say America isn't inclusive and progressive The Current president is a black man and latest election was between a female and a mentally handicapped person."
"So buddy, how's life in North Korea? I can't complain."
"An opossum is just a regular possum that reenacts the diner scene from When Harry Met Sally."
"Bernie Sanders is finally deciding to cut the BS He will now go by: Ernie Anders."
"Why do Jews have big noses? cuz air is free"
"Who are the most decent people in the hospital? The ultrasound people.!! lol"