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Joke of the Day

"As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I say unto myself I SHALL NEVER... USE APPLE MAPS AGAIN..."

"Grandma got bussy.... I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""

"Me: Hey, great costume, buddy! You look like a real... Him: Ma'am, please step out of the vehicle."

"I masturbate about myself masturbating about myself masturbating... Inceptcestuous."

"2 paedophiles on a beach. One says to the other.... ""Can you get out of my son please?"""

"China has a great wall..... and guess what? No Mexicans!"

"Knock knock. Who's there? Panther. Panther who? Panther no panth I'm going thwimming."

"What is the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Michael Jackson likes to fuck little boys..."

"""Commissioner, we've found 20 kilograms of cocaine."" ""10 kilograms you say?"" ""Yeah, 5 kilograms"""

"Hello everyone. I'm using Internet explorer so I hope this gets out in time. Happy New Year 2006"