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Joke of the Day

"What is the KKK's favorite dessert? A Klandike bar."

"Did you here about the girl who got electrocuted by her vibrator at a sleep over? It was such a buzz kill"

"call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won't remember... Call her fat once and she will never forget. Thats because elephants never forget =)"

"I don't know if this is even anything. It could be a joke \(_o)/ Judging intelligence by academic performance is like judging a book by how good it is. Some books are shit"

"6: I'm going outside to play. Me: Stay in your own yard. 6: Define ""my own yard"" Me: .... have fun. So her mother's child."

"What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user? Meals on Wheels"

"Why did princess Diana cross the street? Because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt."

"You could say I'm a Whiz Kid. I'm really smart. And I'll drink your piss"

"What did the cannibal say to his co-worker? You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner."

"Why does Hillary Clinton secretly want to lose the election? Because if she wins, she'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood."