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Joke of the Day

"A woman walks into a bar and orders a double entendre And the bartender gives it to her."

"Boobie joke..... (slightly NSFW?) How do you describe/measure a certain amount of boobies? In 'quantitties'."

"I saw a gay midget the other day I thought wow that's a little queer"

"What is the difference between American teen girls and Muslim teen girls? American teenage girls get stoned BEFORE they have sex."

"Sometimes I get scared robots are going to take over. Then I use a motion-controlled sink."

"What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo? One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of."

"How does Hitler turn on his lights? Aulightschwitz."

"They said, ""Dress for the job you want."" Apparently pornstar wasn't a valid option."

"An excerpt from my self help book, ""How to Get Rich Quick"" Chapter 1: Write a self help book about how to get rich quick The End"

"What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker? A box hedge fund!"