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Joke of the Day
"What does the bee Santa Claus say ? Ho hum hum !"
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"The United States government."
"How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave."
"Practiced my breakup on my cats last night and today they are gone."
"Just been fined 500 for having a joint in my greenhouse. I guess people in glass houses shouldn't get stoned."
"Q: Why did the New Yorker sleep under an oil tank? A: He wanted to wake up oily."
"An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar The barman says ""Is this some kind of joke?"""
"Q: Why do divorced men get married again? A: Bad memory."
"Men are like curling irons. They're always hot and they're always in your hair."
"What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common? They both hang out at the Space Bar."