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Joke of the Day

"Not Going To Try This Again"

"16 sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman."

"You're worried about rats in the walls? How is that any of your business? When was the last time you went inside your own walls?"

"A will is a... ...dead giveaway."

"I spend like $600 every month on free trials for stuff I forgot to cancel."

"If you piss me off in the grocery store I will get in front of you in the checkout line and pay for a single tomato with a personal check."

"Hey guys who write updates about how all girls are beautiful and should be respected, did you figure it out on your own or did your boyfriend tell you??"

"What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog? Damm, we do taste like chicken!"

"""Trent! Your only job was to prep the classroom for Diversity Day!"" ME: *in full scuba gear* look, I think ""diver city day"" could be fun too"

"just got mad that firefox was telling me that satan was spelled wrong but turns out it just wanted me to capitalize it and show some RESPECT"