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Joke of the Day

"Hey guys who write updates about how all girls are beautiful and should be respected, did you figure it out on your own or did your boyfriend tell you??"

"3 Best Uses for Oven Timers: 1. Remind you of beer in the freezer 2. Pizza rolls 3. Notify guests when their time's up & they should leave"

"What do you call a game of basketball between two Mexicans? Juan on Juan."

"What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s? Your spine Edit: Thanks guys, made it to the front page. Was my first joke and ~~penis~~ spine joke on Reddit."

"What's the best thing about ISIS jokes? ...The execution"

"What do you call a fox with one leg? Terry :D"

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you are sodium fine :p"

"I am the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end, and the end of every place. What am I? 2.71828183"

"Procrastination is a really deep word. I'll tell you guys the rest some other day."

"I'm giving up alcohol for a month. Wait, that came out wrong. I'm giving up. Alcohol for a month."