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Joke of the Day
"A will is a... ...dead giveaway."
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"What's the best time to go to a dentist? Two thirty"
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"Today, I asked my husband if he would still love me if I was ugly and fat. He answered, ""Yes, honey I do."""
"How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense? I'll tell you guys tomorrow"
"I have a confession to make. I've been having sex with my staff. What's worse is I'm self employed!!!! Badaboom!"
"Do cucumbers make anyone else burp? Or am I shoving mine up to far?"
"Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows!"
"Doctor, doctor! I only have 59 seconds to live! Just a minute!"
"What's the difference between three dicks and a joke? Your momma can't take a joke."