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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an eternity? 4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4 way stop"
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"Who is 'N Sync's favourite film maker? Michael Bay Bay Bay"
"What religious people say: ""I have you in my prayers."" What non-religious people hear: ""I'm trying to raise Aquaman on this cat radio."""
"How did Hellen Keller burn her ear? She answered the iron."
"What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive? It gets blown to ***bits!***"
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Black and made by my dad."
"What did the Asian guy say about all the recent celebrity deaths? They're dropping like Freys!"
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"This morning I... changed a lightbulb, then I walked across the street so I could walk into a bar, and then is suddenly realized: my life is a joke."
"I'm not a racist but. . . I fucking hate marathons."