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Joke of the Day

"Just heard Barrack Obama's main writer has been killed.. Sources reporting that he is currently speechless."

"What did the radiographer call her daughter? Imogen"

"Don't you hate it when you don't know something and have no way of finding out? We need some kind of... global information network."

"Why when geese fly in a V formation is one side longer than the other? Because it has more geese in it."

"Yo mama's like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!"

"What does a limp dick and a king cobra have in common? You don't fuck with either of em!"

"How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won't claim that god it."

"Hey guy's I'm the titanic I would like to nominate all of my passengers and crew to do the ALS ice bucket challenge, you have 24 hours!"

"How do you spot the violent kids at the circus? They go straight for the juggler."

"(from my 9 year old) What time is the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty (2:30)"