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Joke of the Day
"Kesha dropping the $ sign from her name just shows how bad the economy really is"
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"How do you deep throat a Muslim girl? You Ramadan her throat."
"For Halloween this year, I'm gonna be a dish. Because bitches do dishes."
"I'm Google AMA"
"Difference between a 4 year old and a nightclub? I don't need a bottle of lube to get into a nightclub."
"All jeans are skinny jeans... ...if you're fat enough."
"Fat people with lisps... are thick and tired of your insults."
"*ring ring* Hello? ""If u want to see ur son again give me $500,000"" OH GOD PLEASE DONT HURT HIM ""I won't if u-"" Haha gotcha, leave a message"
"What is the first rule of eating a banana? One. Never look someone in the eyes. What is the second rule? Two. Never look up."
"A blonde walks into a bar. Ouch."