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Joke of the Day

"Getting gilded is like losing your virginity I have yet to experience it... Edit: Thank you, abcriminal, for the gold. It was a worthy experience."

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"Me: *to dog* what should I wear today bud? Dog: *pants*"
"Come on Canada, first Celine, then Nickelback, NOW Bieber!? Are you TRYING to provoke a war?"
"That sunken Nazi submarine they just found is a lot like my girlfriend Dead and full of seamen"
"If Love is like Chemistry. I am a noble gas."
"How many redditors does it take to call-out a repost? WHO CARES YOU F*CKING LOSER I SAW SOMEONE MAKE THAT POST LAST WEEK."
"When would a discount be a bad thing? Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free."
"If CON is the opposite of PRO is congress the opposite of progress?"
"What did the man with five penises say? These underpants fit like a glove!"
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